I Like My Men/Women

Itinerant Posts : 87 Join date : 2015-12-25 Age : 22

COLDER THAN MY SOUL

i like my men how i like my memes.

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ironically funny and a bit obnoxious

i like my men how i like my blankets

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Warm, soft, and as many as possible

I like my men like I like my art.

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Expensive, gallery-worthy, and one of a kind.

I like my women how I like my phone.

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Expensive, fast, and touch sensitive.

I like my men like I like my books.

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Sharp enough to give paper cuts and with the ability to make you forget reality.

I like my women how I like my bank account.

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Full of money and is ready to splash out on something nice!

I like my men how I like my xbox

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Quick to turn on and no volume control.

I like my women how I like my earbuds.

Itinerant Posts : 87 Join date : 2015-12-25 Age : 22

unbroken bc we all know how long earbuds last.

i like my women how i like my bubble baths :3

Itinerant Posts : 45 Join date : 2015-12-25 Age : 24

(lmao fellyks)
makes me really wet and smells good lmao
i like my men how i like my ramen noodles

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Long, stringy and just a little bit saucy!

I like my men how I like my shower!

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Bubbly and hot enough to make me red

I like my women how i like my camping trips

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By a fire, doing their thing inside a two man tent!

I like my men how I like riding horses!

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Fun, fast, and easy to ride
I like my women how I like my puns

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Memey and ridiculous.

I like my men like I like my Pizza Rolls.

Itinerant Posts : 45 Join date : 2015-12-25 Age : 24

cheesy, hot on my tongue winkwink, tastes ve r y good
i like my men like i like my fried chicken

Itinerant Posts : 87 Join date : 2015-12-25 Age : 22

dead and greasy.

i like my men how i like my sanity.

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Highly sought after and seldom achieved.

I like my women how I like my maps.

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Overly complicated, and tells me where to go.

I like my men like I like my job.

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Easy, exciting, and takes barely any effort.

I like my women how I like my keys.

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Hard to find, but once you do, you feel great relief!

I like my men like I like my towels.

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Soft, dry, and often used.

I like my women how I like my hats.